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 "Creation" - (Humor)

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PostSubject: "Creation" - (Humor)   "Creation" - (Humor) Icon_minitimeSat Apr 19, 2008 1:57 am

A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human
race appear?'
The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they
had children and
so was all mankind made.'

Two days later the girl asked her father the same
question.

The father answered, 'Many years ago there were
monkeys from which the
human race evolved.'

The confused girl returned to her mother and said,
'Mom, how is it
possible that you told me the human race was created
by God, and Dad said they
developed from monkeys?'

The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple.
I told you about
my side of the family and your father told you about
his.

lol!
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