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The Parrot
A young man named John received a parrot as an early Christmas gift. The parrot had a bad attitude
and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with
profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft
music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and
the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and
shoved him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt
the parrot, John opened the door to the freezer.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said 'I believe I may have offended
you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions
and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.' John was
stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such
a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued....
........"May I inquire as to what the turkey did?'
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:39 pm